Want to hear a joke? No.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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your life

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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knock knock There's no door

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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