- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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My Butthole.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

White men's rights

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