why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

osama bin laden is dead

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

You know what's funny? Rape

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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