Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

wanna hear a joke? i dont

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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