- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

tim has no humor

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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