Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

My name is me I like fired chicken!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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