Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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