A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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