How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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