Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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