- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

69...you know how awkward this is now...

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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