- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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