- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Knock knock Shut up

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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