Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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