- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

U mad?

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what do you call a black chef glendon

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Albino African Americans

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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