- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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