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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

How's the weather? Good.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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