--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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A young baby died.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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