- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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