My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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when debbie meets downer

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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