What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

I'm hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Your mom

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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