Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Penis.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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