I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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go F*** yourself

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Robin, get in the car!

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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