Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Women's professional sports

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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