Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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