- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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