What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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