Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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