- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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