Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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It says so on your cap.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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stuarts mum

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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