hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

ecks! why zee?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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