- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Actually it was me Josh brown

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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