- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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