- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

White men's rights

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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