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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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