What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Chuck norris

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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why dont they make black forks

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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