What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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