So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

the midget went to the midget store

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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