- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

You're a frog

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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