What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

field day?

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

snooki

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

black people

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

hi

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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