- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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