- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Your mother is so fat.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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