- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

the holocaust

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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