- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

So, this joke isn't funny.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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