An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is your bill about? Clinton

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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