- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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