You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Where are you going Your house

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Anyone can post anything.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Take wrong turns

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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