What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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My name is Jeff

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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