- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A possesed goat: "moo"

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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