- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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