- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Miscarriages.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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