- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

White men's rights

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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