- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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