- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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