- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Whats white? A fridge

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

politically correct!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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