Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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