Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

You were born.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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