How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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